Karl Patterson
Age: 55
Occupation: Landlord
Nickname: Lord Lucan
Status: Single (already has one gold digger)
Notes: Never plays and is just a puppet figure head
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Phil Turner (Team Capt)
Age: 54
Occupation: Executive Transport Manager (taxidriver!)
Nickname: The Power Cut
Status: Single (ish)
Notes: Looks like a pitbull, plays like a pitbull and favorite number is 3.
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Stuart Marshall
Age: 28
Occupation: Works with Dad
Nickname: Peperarmi
Status: Engaged to Emma (so not available :-)
Notes: Playing style of a stork in a tu-tu, has worrying fetish for skirts
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Ian Donachie
Age: 44
Occupation: We are still wondering!
Nickname: Longboat
Status: Married (with two expensive daughters)
Notes: Large fella who looks like Andy Fordham, but plays like Betty Ford |
Troy Miller
Age: 39 (so we are told)
Occupation: Organises things
Nickname: Helen of.
Status: Single ( with son)
Notes: Always has something to say, and never keeps quiet, |
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Julian (Jules) Wickham
Age: 39
Occupation: Male Vehicle Scrubber (business owner)
Nickname: Which Bed
Status: Changes daily so we are not sure
Notes: Swave sophisticated and one for the ladies, so he keeps telling us. Loves the colour Pink!
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Ian Ingram
Age: 43
Occupation: Professional Worrier
Nickname: Kaiser
Status: Expectant Farther
Notes: Born in Germany of English/Indian parents
Lives with an American and has an identity crisis |
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Tony Randle
Age: 41
Occupation: This need research
Nickname: The Undertaker
Status: Married
Notes: Quiet likeable fella, the most normal one of the team, but sleeps with his darts! |
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Alex Miller
Age: 15
Occupation: Student (when at School)
Nickname: Cashpoint
Status: Single and not old enough to be let near any female
Notes: Talks a better game that his father, will be a
better player as well. |
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